julie or jamie?

GK was telling me that Master Han told em recently that names should ideally be 2 syllabi. He walked pass my cubicle later in the day and i decided to ask wat he tot of my name.

ME: hey Master, i heard names shd ideally be 2 syllabi. why ar?

Master: even number better mah. unless u have more 'yin' den 'yang' qi in u. u have more 'yang' in u if u always feel warm and hot.

ME: oh i always cold lei..

Master: cham lo... means u got more 'yin'. so 2 syllabi.

ME: oh.. so my chinese name ok anot?

Master: hmmm... its ok la.

ME: ok only?

Master: only means u will married later lor.. hahhaha.. aiya its still 31.

ME: hmm.... den can give me a name that can change my fate anot. so i wont kena cheat can anot?

Master: haha.. let me think abt it.. (Master walked off)

More den an hour later, Master appeared at my workstation again.

Master: hey, this 2 names wat u think?

ME (squinting to read his writing.. Master jiu shi master... handwriting cannot read one): HUh... julie? like julie biscuit? sounds like bully lei... hmmm.. jamie... not bad hor.. sound quite sweet lei..

ME turned to GK: eh jamie can anot ah?

GK gave me the 'der' look: huh not vy u lei...

Master walked off again and said he'll tink of more again.. haha.. i wonder wat names he return with again tml...

so julie or jamie? hahaha....